Ur'ghaste Moisture, Societal Abnormality, Growth through Stagnation |  ❧ Played by Harukami |
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Appearance: From about mid-torso up, Ur'ghaste is an androgyne who, unlike Tare, highlights strong sexual characteristics of both sexes to an overt level; sie has heavy, round breasts and a hairy chest, a fine growth of armpit hair, and, facially, a delicate and expressively beautiful face (finely defined mouth, arched eyebrows, large, wet-looking, soft green-brown eyes) with a ragged and magnificent moustache, the hairs of which are actually tendrils that move independently. Hir hair is long and braided into individual strands, but looks wet all the time, dripping down hir back. From below mid-torso, Ur'ghaste's human body unwinds into a mass of wet, fleshy tentacles, each of which have thousands of suckers on them. When Ur'ghaste speaks, it's hoarse and thickly wet, like sie has a throat full of phlegm sie hasn't managed to quite cough up, and sie breathes quite heavily (also wetly).
Characteristics: Making people uncomfortable :)
Likes: "Gross" things, making other people discomfited, getting sweaty, people rejected from their society's norm, being surprised, strong smells, pushing past your own comfort zones (or other people's), coolness and wetness. Also cool facial hair.
Dislikes: True stagnation, boredom, politeness and courtesy, strong societal rules, obedience and dutifulness without examination of the rules (OK if it's something you want to do, but doing it for the sake of it sucks), living an unexamined life, refusing to get your hands dirty. |
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Shrine: A large chunk of wood gone to decay and oozing a fine layer of slime, smelling strongly of musk and wood-rot.
Ritual: Interacting with it at all will get hir attention and sie may show up... but if you want to summon hir for sure, you have to lick it. |
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❧ Will Take | ❧ Will Give |
- animal or plant parts which have gone to rot
- poison sacs of lizagons
- acts (done in hir name) to push either the requester out of their comfort zone or for the requester to push someone else out of their comfort zone)
- trimmings of facial hair used to shape your beard or moustache into an awesome shape
- or trimmings from pubes likewise done to make it in an interesting shape.
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- lubrication (personal or machine oil)
- sauces for foods<
- removal of mold (and similar) from rooms (or adding them to rooms if you want to spite an enemy)
- waterbeds (note: Waterbeds will get tacky after 3 weeks of use. As in, the surface of them will start to feel sticky. After four weeks, they will burst and send gross old water everywhere. So these are a temporary measure. Or for the adventurous at heart)
- slow-cookers and stew pots
- oil lamps
- paints
- acid
- ointments
- antibiotics
- shaving products
- food or drink made through fermentation, moulds, yeast, fungi, etc (alcohol, pickles, natto, miso, salami, pepperoni, sourdough, yogurt, mushrooms, blue cheese, chocolate, etc)
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"❧ Exchange Rate |
Items to Units |
Worth | Offering |
1 Unit |
Small plant or animal part that has gone to rot Small lizagon poison sac Hair trimmings (not from the head) |
2 Units |
Large plant or animal part that has gone to rot Large lizagon poison sac |
1-5 Units |
Acts of pushing comfort zones (varies by act) |
Note: Many of the things sie accepts, as well as many of the things sie gives, vary by amount/size. People are welcome to handwave any trades that make sense, and if it's something that you're not sure of (Like 1 jar of machine oil = 1 poison sac is obvious, but "A good supply of baker's yeast" may not be obvious), you're always welcome to grab me and ask. |
Units to Items |
Cost | Reward |
1 Unit |
1 small supply of lube (machine or human) 1 small supply of food sauce 1 small supply of acid 1 small supply of ointments or antibiotics 1 small supply of food made through fermentation, moulds, yest, fungi etc 1 small supply of shaving products |
2 Units |
1 medium supply of lube (machine or human) 1 medium supply of food sauce 1 medium supply of acid 1 medium supply of ointments or antibiotics 1 medium supply of food made through fermentation, moulds, yest, fungi etc 1 medium supply of shaving products |
3 Units |
1 larger supply of lube (machine or human) 1 larger supply of food sauce 1 larger supply of acid 1 larger supply of ointments or antibiotics 1 larger supply of food made through fermentation, moulds, yest, fungi etc 1 larger supply of shaving products 1 oil lamp 1 set of paints |
4 Units |
1 slow-cooker or stew pot 1 room's worth of removal or addition of mold |
5 Units |
1 waterbed |
Small supply: one use to maybe a week's worth of reasonable use Medium supply: one week's use to maybe a months' worth of reasonable use Large supply: One month to several months' worth of reasonable use (If looking for even more -- say enough jello for a pool -- keep scaling up accordingly) |
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❧ Challengers |
Expectations and Powers of Challengers |
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Re: Day 30, morning
Tch... you can do beer and meat sauces right?
Re: Day 30, morning
I can.
Re: Day 30, morning
What do you want for'em then?
Re: Day 30, morning
What kind? How much?
Re: Day 30, morning
Somethin' good quality... pale lager and dark lager; a case of'em. For the sauce... [shrugs] Somethin' that's good. Not lookin' for too spicy, but somethin' that'll take to a grill well.
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Re: Day 30, morning
For two cases of beer and some barbecue sauce, I want you to find three different people, and, ask each of them one of the following questions. Ask one question per person with no repetitions -- in other words, you have to pick which of the three questions goes to which person, and use all three questions up.
1: What is the worst thing you have done to another person?
2: If, during your life, somebody could have stepped in to "save" you from a situation, what is the situation, and why would you have wanted to be saved?
3: What happened in your past which you still resent today?
You must not give up until you have a somewhat in-depth answer; an answer intended to put you off will not count. If someone is refusing you can pick a new person to give that question to, but you need three somewhat in-depth answers from three people.
When you're done, come back to me with the information and I'll provide what you want.
Re: Day 30, morning
You're fuckin' serious?
Re: Day 30, morning
For one case of mixed beers, you can drop one of the questions.
Re: Day 30, morning
Fuck. Fine. Whatever.
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[heading to do other business]